(not a name, but a name for a type of living style) A living style based on laziness and being sheltered. This every day life style consists of sleeping, eating, video games, going on the computer, music, smackin the goose, poor connection to friends outside of school, poor grades in school, being grounded a majority of their teenage years due to bad school grades; resulting in lack of social activity, and taking dumps.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.