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When a penis, resembles the weight, length, width, and or circumference of an average male anaconda, this excludes pencil dick, chode, even if they meet one of the four units of measurements.
This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka
This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka
Rachel- "oh my god so I was blowing this guy you know, and I was like taking his boxers off and his anacocka hit me in the face! And thats why I have a black eye......"
Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"
Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"
Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"
Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"
by TheMissPimpALot June 16, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011