A video chat website, where you connect to complete strangers, though 80 percent of a time it is a dude masturbating to the camera, or lonely fat chicks with their cats, but if you are very lucky you might just see Pewdiepie. 1 out of 9000 chance.
Bob: I hate the internet, too many dicks.
Steve: Were you watching gay porn?
Bob: No, I was on Omegle.
Steve: Were you watching gay porn?
Bob: No, I was on Omegle.
by Lonely Larry January 03, 2015
A website (omegle.com) that is an anonymous one on one chat, pretty much a feeding ground for pedos.
Chat convo on Omegle...
Pedo: ASL?
Unsuspecting girl: 13/f/ca u?
Pedo: 13 huh?
Unsuspecting girl: ya heehee, how old r u
Pedo: 45, is that too old?
Unsuspecting girl: No heehee.
Pedo: Do you like candy?
Pedo: ASL?
Unsuspecting girl: 13/f/ca u?
Pedo: 13 huh?
Unsuspecting girl: ya heehee, how old r u
Pedo: 45, is that too old?
Unsuspecting girl: No heehee.
Pedo: Do you like candy?
by Const.F March 31, 2009
A troller's, horny teen, pedophile and social reject's paradise. It's the most fun you can have without concequences.
Today on Omegle:
You: Hey! Asl?
Stranger: 17 year old male, usa lookin for some fun
You:(Lie)41 male also lookin 4 some fun. Wach'ya say? Stranger:(Disconnected)
So much fun...:)
You: Hey! Asl?
Stranger: 17 year old male, usa lookin for some fun
You:(Lie)41 male also lookin 4 some fun. Wach'ya say? Stranger:(Disconnected)
So much fun...:)
by am-chan December 10, 2010
Omegle.com is the convergence of every side of the interwebz. You've got your horny 16 year olds, your brazilians, your pedos, trolls, lonely fat girls, complete social rejects, and stoners.
Omegle.com, fun for the whole family!
by LL Cool Jen December 22, 2009
A website where 13-50 year old horny men who can't get a girlfriend go to masturbate while typing to a "girl". (who's most likely a male as well.) Most people will disregard all truth and say their buff, or have big 'parts', etc.
~WELCOME TO OMEGLE. SAY HI!~
You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 15/m/USA (Notice the M.)
-You disconnect-
You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 13/f/USA
You: o ya babee plz sock mah 8 ench peeniz n tuch my hard abs cuz im a body beldur
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there.
You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 15/m/USA (Notice the M.)
-You disconnect-
You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 13/f/USA
You: o ya babee plz sock mah 8 ench peeniz n tuch my hard abs cuz im a body beldur
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there.
by Tonypker13 September 07, 2010
by AwesomeButGeeky246 February 26, 2015
Omegle is an online chatroom where you don't need an account. Thought as a Paedophile Heaven for some.
Actual Omegle Convos.
Stranger: Hi, horny, 16.
You: Uhm...
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, f, uk
Stranger: Cute. Send me pic. :D
You have disconnected.
or
You: hi
Stranger: hi. im v horny.
You: LOL
Stranger: bra size?
You: 34dd
Stranger: HOT!
You: really. i hate having these manboobs.
Your conversational...
Stranger: Hi, horny, 16.
You: Uhm...
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, f, uk
Stranger: Cute. Send me pic. :D
You have disconnected.
or
You: hi
Stranger: hi. im v horny.
You: LOL
Stranger: bra size?
You: 34dd
Stranger: HOT!
You: really. i hate having these manboobs.
Your conversational...
by paedoproof February 04, 2010