A 40+ year old man who still acts like a young fuckboy. The old fuckboy has an ex-wife (or two) who he refers to as a "pyscho." This may be true. What is also true is that the ex-wife of the old fuckboy is just a woman who spent years dealing with relentless narcissism, emotional manipulation and cheating, and now believes that the old fuckboy is evil and must be exterminated. The old fuck boy, having had decades of practice, is adept at gaslighting. Emotionally, he is a 7 year old. He is incapable of having adult conversations about relationships, yet insists he's the best, most affectionate boyfriend. The old fuckboy having spent his 20s and 30s being a born-again asshole, and despite having gone to college, probably has a bullshit job, the income of which goes to child support. He will therefore constantly ask you for money. The old fuckboy can sniff out when you have had enough of his bullshit and will act like a decent human being for 60 seconds in order to stay in your good graces. Worst of all, not only can the old fuckboy make you come like gangbusters Every Single Time, he is aware of the relationship between sex and oxytocin, and makes sure he fucks you regularly enough so the feelings of love/trust felt during sex don't dissipate, also known as dickmatizing or dickmatization.

Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.
Conversation at a College Reunion

Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.
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Someone who has a greater appreciation and understanding of things that might be dismissed by others their age. An old soul would have a different taste in things than the mainstream media. They are often wise beyond their age or appearance.
You could tell by talking to her that she was an old soul.
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A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.
Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?
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Junior (grimes)

What everybody calls junior grimes, aka “the joker”, J grimes, etc

A internet gangster, etc crime lord

hits on every girl he knows.

Also known under many different names (allegedly)
Person 1: yo J, I think she likes you

J: there was NEVER a doubt in my mind >:)

Old J is a playa
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Another word for 'The Devil'
Reeled off in a seventies horror film as one of the many slang words for Satan possibly ancient English possibly used like 'you be careful out there lad you'll be gotten by "Old Nick"'
by Mellowchatter October 09, 2009
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Mixed drink. Rye Whiskey, simple syrup and bitters. Preferably with a large cube of ice.
Your old fashion sucks, I want an Old Goat
by Darkwroth July 28, 2017
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