Man of many talents, ballsy as fuck and will try anything that most people would not. Often gets into trouble but learns his lessons quickly and adapts right away in a new environment. This guy surprises the fuck out of anybody, in a good way 90% of the time.

A Japanese pussy boy that whines a bunch and is generally a little bitch.

Some Weeaboo who drinks Mountain Dew and is a warlock.

Though his brain big, though mightiest of Asians, short, and small he is Ian is the beginning of a new race yet to come at the end of humanity

Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Gay retard that’s gay and stupid and no one likes him.