Girl: I've met an Ian

Her friend: Oh my god, your life is complete. If you don't keep him in your life, I will hurt you and torture you for making such a big mistake.

Anian is the best

"Yo did you see Anians new post?"

"Nah bro not yet but i bet it's a banger like always man stays taking W's"

"Yo, have you seen Anians new tweet?"
"Nah, but i bet its a banger mf posts too many W's fr"