A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.
All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!
by EDPathway October 07, 2013
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RSVP'ing "yes' to Facebook events that you don't plan on attending to just to make the event guest list look bigger.
"Dude are you actually going to California for that hip hop battle?"

"Nah, the organizer is my cousin, I'm just event packing."
by jambala_z January 11, 2010
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a person who attends a variety of events or parties.
This is the 4th time this week I've seen him here. He's such an event taco.
by stillinmarvinsroom August 02, 2017
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Refers to someone who creates many interesting Facebook events, and cancels them.
Friends make plans around these events, or look forward to them, but then their expectations are dashed when the events are suddenly cancelled without warning or reason.
"Hey Johnny, were you planning on going to the party at Monica's house that she listed on FB? She just cancelled it too! She cancels 95% of the events she creates! She's such an event-tease!"
by nosniktaG June 27, 2013
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The region of a black hole in which gravitational forces are strong enough to prevent matter or radiation from escaping. the only known nature formation of a perfect spherical structure. only gravity waves reach out from within the event horizon
"The exscape velocity at the event horizon is greater than the speed of light, nothing exscapes!"
"Once your reach the event horizon there is no turing back."
"The event horizon of a black hole is a perfect spherical structure."
by David aka squirrel man April 04, 2006
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The outer edge of the stink sphere caused by a rank, nasty fart, air-biscuit, SBDF or the like. Derived from Stephen Hawking's description of the edge of influence of a black hole's gravitational pull. Once you cross the event horizon of a black hole, there's no going back. Once you cross the event horizon of a fart, you will wish you never did.
1. When Trimble reached my event horizon his head snapped to the side like he was bitch slapped by Arnold.

2. Joe was walking briskly into my office until he hit my event horizon, his forward motion then halted abruptly as if he had hit a brick wall.
by BigBlackBlick February 01, 2010
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The point of no return near the vagina or anus. The penis will be attracted to enter either hole, but until it goes beyond that hole's event horizon, sex proper has not yet begun.
However, not going beyond the event horizon does not imply that sex will last longer, as the erotic and sensual forces upon the penis that close to the event horizon can result in premature ejaculation.
Professor: As one approaches the event horizon it becomes harder and harder to keep from entering the black hole.

Student: LOL, harder.
by The6thDegree July 10, 2008
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