When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear

A word usually used to describe sexual intercourse, often present as a code word and is imasculating in general.

Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis

Intercourse in its smallest form

Pronunciation of "AILF," which stand for "Asian I'd Like To Fuck."

To move swiftly and nimbly in a situation usually restricting such movement. Also; elfed, to elf.

A person who is really mean and short. Their real name is maxwell.

An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.

An Australian company renowned for milking elves to make deliciously smooth milk and it comes in a variety of different flavours.