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east catholic: the sexual act of a male jizzing on a sunmarine sandwich and cutting it in half, putting some of it in the ass and some in the vag creating a frothy mixture of tomato juice, feces ,cum blood, lettuce ,cheese and seamen.
Bill Clinton: I was with this chick last night and she let me give her an east catholic , it tasted so good bro.
by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk June 02, 2011
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005