The greatest football team in the world with a great history, current F.A Cup holders. Soon to move to the most technically advanced stadium in European football.The average age of the squad is about 24, and titis staying for a long time yet.Doesnt spend 2000 million pounds each summer yet still succeed, unlike the Chelsea rent boys and the Manchester Buccaneers...
Care Free!
wherever you may be,
cause chelsea aint got no history,
Lampards fat,
the rest are queer,
and they aint won the league for about a month and a half....
by Sir Wenger The Mightiest June 3, 2005
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An English Football team with the motto - " Arse + Anal = Arsenal "
I went to watch the Arsenal game yesterday even though I am suffering from Amnesia and I don't remember the score AND now I don't even remember what Arsenal is, wait.... let me check my definition.
by James Bond 00(6.9) May 23, 2020
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a cool male person, guy who gets all the girls, wears bling bling; popular guy who gets ass a lot.
wow look at that dumb mofo; he is such an Arsen wannabe.
by Anonymous June 7, 2004
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A football team from London founded in 1886. Won 13 premier leagues and dozens of other honours, famous for going a whole league season unbeaten in 2004, since the 2005 FA Cup victory though, Arsenal have not been as good, failing to win any trophies (CORRECT AS OF 2011) and losing in finals, and despite being title contenders every season they screw it up near the end of the season and end up finishing third or fourth, further trophies still remain likely in the future for this club.
Arsenal have just blown their remaining title hopes today (24/4/2011) after losing 2-1 away to Bolton Wanderers
by Keroja April 24, 2011
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the best club in at least north london and the uk and much better than spurs.
a team that would field a three year old if there was 1 in the squad.
a team that go a goal down then come back to beat manchester united 2-1.
a team that is so good they dont have to WIN anything.
arsenal are beating man united by 1 goal for the 84th time this season

arsenal are losing to man united by 1 goal for the 42nd time this season
by JHW Arsenal supporter April 22, 2007
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