May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Poor guy, he was about to do that girl, but he pulled an Andrew
Appropriate response is "Thats Embarrassing"
Appropriate response is "Thats Embarrassing"
by Metalman Keith April 27, 2008
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To be an Andrew is to be someone who loves the anus. An Andrew loves both to explore and pleasure the anus of another male.
Mark: Wow i got so drunk last night. Did i do anything freaky?
Thomas: You were being an Andrew. My anus is still in pain!
Thomas: You were being an Andrew. My anus is still in pain!
by sender 354 July 10, 2008