A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.
My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.
by riyalee22b February 24, 2019
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an account where the user of this account is forced by another user from another account to fulfill his accounts on social media. Basically a fakeaccount but run by another person
Vassal accounts in some ways are fake accounts
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A folder or place on your computer where one would store pictures used for the sole purpose of spanking it to.
I got some nude pics from this chick I was skyping, so I immediately deposited them into my Swiss Spank Account.
by Flint Flossy June 10, 2013
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An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019
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A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.
Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?
by Aciesethos June 27, 2011
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