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Literally the worst comedian to ever exist. She's so fat, she makes rasputia from norbit look skinny compared to her. her jokes are so unfunny, she make me want to shoot myself. Her movies and show on comedy central are so terrible, it makes teen Titans Go look like a masterpiece. And every time it's her turn to roast someone in the comedy Central roasts, I just change the channel to ESPN. Also, her name is on my death note.
Why does Amy Schumer exist
by Kramerkape September 09, 2018
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A animal that steals jokes and is a whale
Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.
by ReadyLife November 17, 2018
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A Fat, Ugly, and Unfunny Comedian who has an Obsession with making Jokes about her vagina.
Anyone who enjoys watching Amy Schumers Comedy Deserve to Die a Slow Painful Death. Literally nobody finds her funny.
by Football_Friend October 15, 2018
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Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.
Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
by Barndar October 20, 2016
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A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.
Let's not go to Arby's, Amy Schumer might take over.
by Dylan Peterson April 26, 2020
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