The version of English spoken by Americans that involves a heavy southern drawl and lots of references to cheeseburgers and other fatty foods. Vowels tend to be nasally and consonants squashed together.

It's often used as a joke by non-American English speakers, particularly the British, but it's also sometimes used as a joke by Amuricans

See also: Amurican, Amurica

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.