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Absolutely amazing; the best you can ever get. People try their entire lives to reach this greatness but it's one of those things you can only be born with.
That boy over there is Amstutz!
by aoijfs July 16, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A narcissistic egomaniac that works tirelessly to advance themselves in life by leeching off of others and expends great amounts of energy in trying to hide their closeted homosexuality and ignorance. Tends to be a bureaucratic bully and surrounds themselves with the opposite sex to in an effort to appear straight and will not hesitate to commit treasury on those around.
How is it noone has ever given that amstutz a lesson in manners that is so sorely needed?
Why would they be dumb enough to promote such an amstutz?
Why would they be dumb enough to promote such an amstutz?
by Thewhoman January 18, 2012