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Amish vibrator

A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.

Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 08, 2006

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Amish Vibrator

Shoving a carrot in your ass or vagina and letting a hamster or mouse eat it

Bro I did the Amish vibrator last night, it was great until the hamster got stuck

by Longboi69 January 26, 2021

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Amish Vibrator

sitting on a Rain Stick and rolling around

Joe's wife used the Amish Vibrator last night.

by TrainingWheelsChuck May 13, 2015

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