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The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).
<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.
by Evil Timmy February 08, 2004
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Americanese is the lame language we speak in the US of A. It's like English only English is better and spoken with an accent in England. America's version is more slang oriented.
If you want to visit America you should learn how to speak Americanese.
Americanese is a difficult language to understand.
by girl hiding in your closet March 28, 2012
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Chinese food made by Americans or American food made by Chinese people.
General Choi made an americanese hamburger today at Wong's house.
by childo December 20, 2006
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A term that douchebags use to describe other douchebags because they are too fucking lazy to actually do research, or, they are like all politicians who think so highly of themselves they can just make shit up on the fly and continue to collect a paycheck.
The president isn't lying, he just speaks a different language, Americanese.

Media hacks that brown nose politicians use Americanese to justify their abhorrent ignorance of facts.
by traykee March 21, 2017
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American+chinese

So basically me and Shrek came up with "americanese". It's probably already a word but you don't need to acknowledge that. Shrek's definition: Jayla😭 .
So I'm struggling to use americanese in a sentence. So it's probably going to be bad. Don't judge. "Hey Tom! I just got my ancestry dna test back! I'm americanese!" -leave it alone
by I smell penniesss November 29, 2019
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Jefferey Lord's bullshit explanation of Trump's lies.
The president didn't lie. Ya'll are just too fancy to understand his Americanese.
by jACEon11 March 21, 2017
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