A small town overrun by cops that have nothing better to do than to harass innocent teenagers trying to have fun. Instead of helping Vallejo where actual crime is happening

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

a.k.a. AC, AmCam, The Great Canyon of America.

crappy little town full of track housing and a walmart.

"the gateway to the Napa Valley".
but it's more like the armpit.

old women's big brown crack