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What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.
What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.
by Hazelmay June 13, 2009
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Person 1: "Look, there's one of the tiny number of Americans that's ever travelled abroad."
Person 2: "Christ, he's fat. I detest him, and his culture."
Person 2: "Christ, he's fat. I detest him, and his culture."
by Antiseptic August 16, 2007
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A true American Is female or a male with a few simple yet prized beliefs . The belief that everyone one is created equal. The belief that everyone who is born in or out of the US can be a part of our nation. The belief men and women can work the same jobs. The belief that anyone can love and build a future with whom ever they choose. An "American" is not a person who is born here but a person who is open minded and kind hearted. An American can be from a Latin culture, Asian culture, a Native American , a African American, indie culture, and etc. we are dreamers.
We are American
by Realtrueamerican September 05, 2017
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1. (Formal) A resident of the Americas, most commonly used to name a citizen of the United States
2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.
Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.
America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles
Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.
Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.
Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.
The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.
All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.
Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.
America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles
Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.
Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.
Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.
The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.
All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
I saw a guy who thought a bidet was a urinal and when I told him that was not what he thought it was he ridiculed it and described it as homosexual, naturally it ocurred to me to be an American.
by Ralph D. September 16, 2007
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Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico.
Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.
Traits and habits-
Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.
Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.
Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.
Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.
Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.
Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.
Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.
All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.
Traits and habits-
Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.
Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.
Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.
Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.
Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.
Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.
Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.
All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
Americans - LOL. He spelled favorite with a U. Everyone knows theres no U.
Brit- Actually, the entire english speaking world beside you, use it. It was an established language long before you were around.
American - You're wrong. We're right.
Australian - we use U.
Canadian - and us.
South African - yep, and us.
Kiwi - count us in.
Rest of UK - As do we
American - LOL. 85% of the english speaking world cant spell.
Canadian - actually its you....
American - Fuck you . I'm Americaaaaaaaaaaaan! Aluminum!
Australian - You do realise the metal is actually called Aluminium?
South African - Aluminium foil because its made from the metal ALUMINIUM.
Kiwi - Aluminium sheeting made from ALUMINIUM.
Canadian - check your periodic table.
American - You're wrong, and Realize has a Z not an S.
Brit - *sigh* thats YOUR spelling. The rest of us use S not Z.
American - LOL. You said ZED when its ZEE. Im Americaaaaaaaaan!
Brit- Actually, the entire english speaking world beside you, use it. It was an established language long before you were around.
American - You're wrong. We're right.
Australian - we use U.
Canadian - and us.
South African - yep, and us.
Kiwi - count us in.
Rest of UK - As do we
American - LOL. 85% of the english speaking world cant spell.
Canadian - actually its you....
American - Fuck you . I'm Americaaaaaaaaaaaan! Aluminum!
Australian - You do realise the metal is actually called Aluminium?
South African - Aluminium foil because its made from the metal ALUMINIUM.
Kiwi - Aluminium sheeting made from ALUMINIUM.
Canadian - check your periodic table.
American - You're wrong, and Realize has a Z not an S.
Brit - *sigh* thats YOUR spelling. The rest of us use S not Z.
American - LOL. You said ZED when its ZEE. Im Americaaaaaaaaan!
by Kupotan October 29, 2009
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People that stereo type all other ethnicities and nationalities.
A closed mind bigot that resides on the North American continent. A person hated by all other countries because Americans invade them and kill their innocent people.
A closed mind bigot that resides on the North American continent. A person hated by all other countries because Americans invade them and kill their innocent people.
Chinese Man: "Hey man, you wanna go grab some choy fun or some spare ribs and get a few drinks at Uncle Tso's Fortune cuisine tonight?"
American Man: "fuck no, I don't like chinese food, they probably cookin cats up in there!"
Chinese Man: "well then go fuck yourself, you bigot stereotypical, racist american cunt!"
American Man: "fuck no, I don't like chinese food, they probably cookin cats up in there!"
Chinese Man: "well then go fuck yourself, you bigot stereotypical, racist american cunt!"
by DragonBigBall-Z April 16, 2008