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Many different people think of americans as fat, stupid, and oblivious to the real outside world. but arent we all people, but just living in a different place? i can safely say that not all americans are like that. alot of us care about other people and the enviroment. i really dont like the president, but can we help that the biggest state here is texas?
americans come in different colors shapes, sizes, and mindsets.
so please, before you judge us...
americans come in different colors shapes, sizes, and mindsets.
so please, before you judge us...
1) not all of us our egotistical jerks
2)were not all fat...many of the people I know are painfully thin.
3)I think that the reason people see americans as fat, stupid, rich, and totally impolite is becuase they met my brother.
2)were not all fat...many of the people I know are painfully thin.
3)I think that the reason people see americans as fat, stupid, rich, and totally impolite is becuase they met my brother.
by RandomPanda July 11, 2008
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Just bought a £5 quick shop from my convenience store, an American was stood behind me. Based on true experience with Americans.
Checkout Clerk: Sorry, your Credit Card has been rejected.
Me:(Searching pockets, wallet, don't find any cash.) Well, I don't have any more cash on me.
American: Don't worry about it, I'll pay for ya'!
Checkout Clerk: Sorry, your Credit Card has been rejected.
Me:(Searching pockets, wallet, don't find any cash.) Well, I don't have any more cash on me.
American: Don't worry about it, I'll pay for ya'!
by eden1023 June 10, 2011
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Synonym for pig or swine and also used to define an egoistic slob who thinks he has the right to claim moral superiority over the whole world despite supporting pointless wars and not valuing any non American life.
Lmao: yo tf
Zoink: I'm American
Lmao: that doesn't make it ok for you to thank that old dude for his service. He literally raped by grandma in Vietnam for no damn reason.😢
Zoink: I'm American
Lmao: that doesn't make it ok for you to thank that old dude for his service. He literally raped by grandma in Vietnam for no damn reason.😢
by Mazit metal September 20, 2019
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The North Americans, South Americans, Caucasian Americans, African Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, etc.
by Cyndane March 19, 2005
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NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable.
1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.
2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.
3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.
2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.
3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)•American: we spel mom wit a o bcoz dat makes us kl 4 perfectin da langwidj
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.
2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake
3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.
2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake
3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom
by Jaymz™ May 28, 2008