From the morning of November 7, 2020, when Trump was voted out of office, many Americans realized that after four harsh and damaging years, they felt thankful. He had told them to Make America Great Again and by getting rid of him they had done so, and more, had made America Grateful Again, restoring sanity to the country that had been driven to the edge. At their masked and distanced Thanksgiving celebrations, when they were asked what they were thankful for, many would feel the answer come easily.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.