The 28th amendment of the US Constitution, added on Feb 3rd, 2019, stating that any person with the name Gabby (or any variant) is legally barred from busing tables, rolling/bringing silverware, cleaning, sweeping, or any similar restaurant based manual labor when anyone named Connor is also working. The Supreme Court ruled this type of bar, known as an “I’m not gonna let you work hard” bar, legal in Iorizzo v. Broken Bread Machine (2006).

No pregnant women shall do drugs, drink, or otherwise be a thot.

Amendment 28 states that if you have a sped as a step brother, or know a sped named maison, or you know a sped that moans loud in Ms. Mudd’s English class, or a sped that plays soccer and basketball, you can kill the sped and not get put into jail or get in trouble.

Whatever David says is always right, because, well... amendment 37.

-courtesy of the Taiwanese urban dictionary.

This amendment states that anyone who may have infected a coworker with covid 19 must in fact show the innocent coworker their boobies. This amendment has no stipulation on sex.

The 28th Amendment that requires the rules and regulations; laws and practices reflect the current year; and requires at least one amendment every year heretofore.

The start and end of the Republican constitution.