The art of taking a gigantic shit, or expelling a devil turd from one's ass
Hey Bell what's up?
Oh man I have to go drop an Ames
by medzed September 17, 2006
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Short for Amazing. AM is the equivalent to awesome, legit, cool, Koolio, swag, etc. The correct way to pronounced it is A.M. like on a clock.
Examples:

Alli: Do you like Starbucks?
Tori: Ya! That's AM

Josh: Hey have you ever been to the place down the road.
Jake: Ya. It's AM
by TheGreatWhite February 11, 2015
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Alpha Male Strategies = The only channel on Youtube teaching men how to stop acting like goofy ass beta cucks, and the only channel showing them the path to becoming a true alpha man.
A: *crying in a corner* My girl dumped my beta ass
B: Look up AMS on youtube, he'll help you grow a pair
by ignorewomenacquirecurrency December 21, 2018
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Abbreviation of Alpha Male Syndrome. A disorder, male specific, that may cause one to act irrationally so that he feels a sense of superiority or dominance above other males present in the surrounding. If two people in the same proximity have AMS it is likely a fight, verbal exchange, or sense of hatred will occur.

AMS is more commonly known as not being a bitch, having a pair of testicles, or being a man. Sometimes a person who does not have the disorder is referred to as a "pussy."

It is common for those who have AMS to state the abbreviation after something that is very "alpha" either occurred or was spoken about.
"Damn, look at Rich. He doesn't take shit from anyone."

"Yeah bro, I heard he's got AMS."

or

"You fuck that girl last night, Kevin?"

"Sure did."

"AMS."

"Hell yea, mofo. AMS"
by THEnoB June 15, 2014
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Someone with initials that actually sound like something: KLAP, KAM, SAC, etc.

Also known as an Amsyy.
Person 1: I wish I was an Ams, like you.
Person 2: I don't, my initials spell ASS!
by Savage Protector. May 13, 2008
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