Person1: i just got a new car.
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?
by 88177287 May 07, 2019
A more pleasent version of the American term "rape". To be used to help sexually seduce a person of the opposite sex.
by Casey Lester January 19, 2008
I was walking down the road and dropped a quarter, when i bent down to get it, a black man purple ambushed me!
by I nevah' knew my fathaaaa" December 18, 2010
Bukkake Ambush will make you a man; The act of ejactulation over the female species, by surprise. Some call it ninja, others call it sexual assault.
"Hey bro, did you see me bukkake ambush that chick over there?"
"Yeah bro, you got her right in the eye!"
"Yeah bro, you got her right in the eye!"
by Paul Franky August 24, 2009
when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name
also name ambush is a name for a pig-game
also name ambush is a name for a pig-game
Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"
Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"
Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"
Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
by hh5drhg May 06, 2010
A sign of bromantic affection or a practical joke where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs his family jewels so hard he defecates in his pants!
"Dude! I was down in the lobby and just saw a big guy just jump on this AZN dude's back and grab his nuts! The AZN was so freakin scared he shit his pants!"
"No way! He Unicorn Ambushed that slope!"
"No way! He Unicorn Ambushed that slope!"
by Gatito! November 18, 2008
When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.
*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*
Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(
Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(
by Megan Fox! June 21, 2009

