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This is the abilty to pleasure oneself with the use of both the right, and left hand. This is derived from the latin words " Ambosituos" and " Wank".
p1: 'Im getting bored with my right hand...'
p2: 'Well i never find that, im Ambiwankstrous! '
by Jeffrey Fielder February 23, 2005
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The ability to masturbate or pull the pud just as effectively with either hand
"I write left-handed,play golf right-handed but when it comes to masturbation I'm ambiwankstrous
by Uncle Len May 11, 2004
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when a person has the ability to make himself reach a sexual climax using either of his hands.

my friend made this word up.. I think hes nuts...
I am ambiwankstrous so if one wrist is too sore, I can just change over.
by Sir_FireStorm June 26, 2004
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(adj.) Able to masturbate with either hand equally well
Elis Erme is ambiwankstrous; he can jack off with either hand.
by sickandtwisted May 23, 2015
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The ability to use both hands to wank with equal facility
Man 1. Did you know that I'm ambiwankstrous?

Man 2. What does that mean you chuffer?

Man 1. It means I can choke the chicken with both hands equally well
by john1million October 25, 2011
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