Top definition
1. The ability to masturbate with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.
1. Hey Jack, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?
Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.
2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.
Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.
2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.
by TacomaBeags March 27, 2011
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Steve was in a bad accident, broke his right arm in 2 places. Good thing he's ambidicktrous because I wouldn't want to be around him if he couldn't jerk off for 3 months!
by Silky mane April 09, 2019
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"Did you see Kangaroo Jack in that new porn film? He's ambidicktrous!"
"Omg...Did you hear? Brad is amidicktrous...switched penises during the test!
"Omg...Did you hear? Brad is amidicktrous...switched penises during the test!
by Swale327 September 23, 2020