An 'Amber Turd' is when you take a big ol' douche on your partner's side of the bed and leave it for them (or the cleaner) to discover
I hate my boyfriend so much I'm going to leave him an Amber Turd
I just got into bed and discovered a massive Amber Turd curled out on my pillow. Bitch be crazy.
I just got into bed and discovered a massive Amber Turd curled out on my pillow. Bitch be crazy.
by JuniorJW July 10, 2020
One of the evilest actresses ever,
she is best known for abusing Jonny Depp and taking a shit in his bed.
She said that jonny abused her, which is obviously a lie, but Warner bros fired Jonny anyway.
Warner bros should rehire Jonny Depp, fire Amber heard and make a public apology.
she is best known for abusing Jonny Depp and taking a shit in his bed.
She said that jonny abused her, which is obviously a lie, but Warner bros fired Jonny anyway.
Warner bros should rehire Jonny Depp, fire Amber heard and make a public apology.
Amber Turd is evil.
by lordgrim the invcbke November 09, 2020
Amber Turd (Amber Heard) is a horrible husband-beater that got Johnny Depp fired because she's a fucking asshole.
Fuck Amber Turd.
by coolkitten686 November 29, 2020
Bruh, we should try getting google to autocorrect to "Amber Turd" instead of "Amber Heard" because she is one
by IntriguingKid November 14, 2020
A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.
Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
by ravenscar February 28, 2021