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Medically equipped vehicle designed to deliver medical services in da hood style, usually after getting a cap popped in your ass, or particularly after getting an epic beat down on by epic beard man on a public transit vehicle.
"my face is leakin....summa call ambalamps"

or

"My shit is all messed yo....call da ambalamps"

** May also be referred to as "amberlamps".
by Big_Steve February 17, 2010
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Verbal attempt at pronouncing "ambulance" after provoking and losing a fight with the 67 year old "Epic Beard Man" while aboard AC transit bus.
Witness: "He's leakin'!"

Shit Talker: "bring da ambalamps"
by gthompson13 February 17, 2010
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The amba lamps ought to be brought after getting your ass kicked by a 67 year old man.
The amba lamps, bring them.
by ergosoft February 18, 2010
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What is brought for you when your face is leaking blood, because you got beat down by a 67 year old badass.
"I just got my ass handed to me by some old white guy, bring da ambalamps"
by clyde786 February 17, 2010
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A mispronunciation of a common word due to a mouth being full of blood and possibly missing teeth.
"Help, I'm hurt bad! Please someone call me an ambalamps."
by GenXisT February 17, 2010
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