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An excited and always hyper girl with flowy hair and an excitement for dogs. Enjoys making up strange words for the fun of it.
by themanintheroom February 14, 2012
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Term used to describe a girl flatter than a 12th grade physics text book with an ass like an ironing board and a chest so flat people mistake her for a man
by Light_Skin_Jedi May 14, 2020