Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"
by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020
When a person with middle/end-stage Alzheimer's has a brief moment where they snap out of their memory loss. It only lasts a few seconds at most, and is very bittersweet for everyone involved.
Pamela and her friend, Maureen went to the nursing home to visit Pamela's 83-year-old mother, Edna, who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease four years prior.
When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.
"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.
Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"
"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.
Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.
"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.
Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"
"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.
Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
by None of your beeswax, pal May 27, 2021
patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀
by fat yoshi is concerned August 03, 2021
Alzheimic - having characteristics of Alzheimer's Disease.
An Alzheimic civilization tends to not be aware that it is degrading in its Grand Narrative as a country, a region, a culture until it is supplanted by a successor.
by Deafdrummer June 03, 2021
M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.
by Jbt003 January 29, 2009
Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.
'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'
by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018