People named Alyssa are the fattest skets you have ever met, if you are friends with someone called Alyssa you should just leave them or absolutely batter them they think they are really fit but are just bare clapped
by SKENG 4792 November 12, 2019
Alyssa is a silly, happy girl, who can just a bit dark. She laughs a LOT. She has good friends and people to roast.
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by Suchboredom December 19, 2020
The most beautiful girl in the world. She’ll always be by your side even when you’re down. She has the tightest pussy as well as the wettest. No matter what, it never gets stretched out.
by 4897004 September 01, 2021
an angel that was born in april, the best person you could ever rely on. she has a special place in each persons heart. she means the world to me and i wouldnt want to replace her with anyone.
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by ramennoodletampons March 15, 2021
Alyssa is the nicest person you will ever meet. She is beautiful but doesn't think so and she loves Jesus so much. She has the greatest personality that attracts all the guys. She only picks the awesome ones though so don't get your hopes up. And when you get her, never let her go. Her voice is angelic and her instrumental skills are amazing. She has an awesome sense of style and beats to her own drum. Her long blond hair and icy blue eyes only add to her beauty. If you have Alyssa as your friend you will never again have to look for a bestie!
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by eslig07 August 12, 2021
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