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A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.
"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.
by listerine69 April 23, 2019
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alyssa is a very beautiful caring girl but can also turn into a vape addict and loves to hit juuls also if you meet an alyssa she’s most likely dating and adam,jr, and or savian. ok byeeeee
you: hey alyssa who are you dating?
alyssa: adam
1 month later
you: alyssa who are you dating?
alyssa: savian
1 month later
you: alyssa!!! who u dating now???
alyssa : jr<3
alyssa: adam
1 month later
you: alyssa who are you dating?
alyssa: savian
1 month later
you: alyssa!!! who u dating now???
alyssa : jr<3
by creativebonbon May 11, 2020
453
Someone who is an absolute flake and so rediculously toxic you can’t escape her no matter how much you want to.
by juliequinnbee October 02, 2020
454
The hottest girl in any school, Alyssa never tries to hurt you. She had sex with me in the bathrooms DURING CLASS. She is the best any guy could ask for.
Alyssa, you are the greatest.
by HiYo1234 October 13, 2020