American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.

Nick- "Dude, we watched a faggoty movie on some faggot who was faggot with another German faggot."

Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."
by The Pork November 03, 2006
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a polar bear wannabe baby.
one of the babies in baby + baby = forever
Alvin Wai Keung Chow is this special polar bear's baby.
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is a person with biggest dick on earth yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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A boy who doesn’t pay attention to what you are talking about and likes steal your stuff and snatch them out of your hands. He can be funny sometimes but also overdo it. Overall they are pretty chill and nice.
Alvin is Alvin
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A person that talks up big, however lives so far away that you could never hold them accountable to their claims.
CALVIN CLAIMS THAT HE CAN BEAT SETH IN A FIGHT BUT WE ALL KNOW HE IS BEING AN ALVIN.
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Likes to suck HUGE dick and has choad. he's a spoilt brat that has 2 friends. HE IS SOOOOO UGLY. Nigga
Person1: eew who's that

Person2: oh it's just alvin being ugly

Person1: I want to hurl
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