Arguably one of the best player in the NBA along with Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash and Michael Jordan. Has an uncanny talent for taking control of a game with one of his jaw dropping dunks, drives through the lane, or turn-around jumpshots. He also has a knack for making his teammates better, something Kobe doesn't do. By acclamation, Cesar Alvin is the greatest basketball player of all time.

A bloody motherfucker who came from two triple asses school, and now hiding his fucking small dick in yj. Remember to gif him a punch when u see him so tt he how bloody fucking idiotic can he be. Also known to be some gay faggot who likes to disturb girls and molest them. Watch out for him!

n. South Carolina Democratic party nominee. Sucessfully employed 'door-to-door' campaigning with the slogan "Let's put South Carolina back to work", by making "toys of me, especially for the holidays." Accusations of false play center around his pr0n, retardation, blackness, unemployment, and blackness.

v. to use pr0n / status to get ugly bitches and felonies. See Tiger Woods.

v. To be elected because of blackness OR retardation. See Barack Obama.

Big time BAMA, best friend of matt "caveman" kaler (also a bama). Funny guy but hes a bama who thinks he can jump high. Sometimes known for random outbursts of violence, or being mean to people (Tyler Orr and Matt Kaler)

When you get aroused by the movies Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Alvin the Spun Chipmunk is a huge fan of EOTO! Also a huge fan of The String Cheese Incident! Alvin is from Chicago, Illinois and first debuted at a local venue called The Portage Theatre at an EOTO show on October 4, 2008. He has since graced the covers of 5 of EOTO's live albums. Alvin is a true rager and can often be found bouncing around above you at many EOTO shows, especially in Chicago. Besides EOTO & SCI, Alvin's hobbies include hula hooping and chillin with pretty ladies! Since Alvin's debut in 2008 he has gained many fans and friends, and even has his own pages on social networking sites such as Facebook and Myspace. Alvin loves to make new friends and hopes to see you at an EOTO show very soon!

When the male urinates into the female's vagina.