Alvers are independent. They don't rely on luck and sure as hell don't need you. They are very good at sports and can make anyone fall for them on instagram. Alvers are super chill and confident
Alver: (on insta) Hello~
Girl: Hiiiiii
Alver: Let's go out
Girl: YES

even tho alvers looks are 5/10...
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sweetest, most adorable gay - girl* in the world, deserves a better relationship, needs her happy ever after.
have you seen jane the virgin yet? luisa alver is so cute!
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A big ass selfish crybaby. Totally a insecure prick who fucks anything he can get into, likes to eat booty. Deadbeat ass Dad✌
You still go with Ol fuck ass Alvere?
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A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)
Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.
by Mill Boy May 26, 2021
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