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A very beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She has all the qualities a girl needs, perfection, very wild at bed, she is funny, caring, sweet, with an amazing body that will leave you drooling. Girlfriend material. Her ass is perfect and her eyes are gorgeous and so is her face.Everything about her is perfect, she is also a very good friend, very trustworthy. Keeps any secret that is told to her. A very unique girl.
Dude look at her booty!!!
I wish my girlfriend was like an Alva!
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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-Ey man do you know this girl?
-Yeah it’s Alva the best girl in the world!
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If a guy is named Alva he is gay. Very gay.
Look! He's such an Alva
by lemlanbre March 24, 2020
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"dudeee, that seven -twenty ollie was totally alva"
by flint August 16, 2003
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middle aged man(skater or non) who is able to retain the same sex appeal and charisma he had 25 years prior
Katie's new boyfriend isn't some old geezer. He's a total alva.
by childofleroy September 16, 2003
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