When one drinks too much Busch beer and eats too much $.29 shrimp, ending up riding the Big Elwood while spewing out the shrimp.
Eddie: Did you see Betty doing the Alton firehydrant last night to Frankie?
Carol: Hell yeah, she sent that shrimp flying over the great wall.
by Urbanrich666 October 12, 2020
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A Guy who is only in for the dicks. He likes sucking on them for the money. His personality is really shit. He will mostly sound like Squidward, looks alot like a gay, and acts like he can beat the shit out of some one. He will mostly bitch about things and then cries at home. He is what everyone calls a faggot. He mostly has a GIGANTIC forehead and tried to have friends. He will have crusty lips and Really small eyes. He acts tough but is actually really weak.
Don't be a Alton Patterson he to gay
by BeastmyMeat April 29, 2018
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