A small town in New Hampshire. Located on Lake Winnepesuake. There is also nothing to do there. Pretty much, it's where you can get McDonalds, shop at Hannahford's go to one of the hardware stores, or buy an expensive off-road vehicle that you'll regret buying later. Maybe you'll go for a swim in the highly polluted lake? Seriously, go down to the bottom and have a look. You'll find thing's such as: Bikes, Toilets, Porta-potties, Sinks, Showers. And I wouldn't recommend touching the bottom becuase, well we'll just say it sucks. The cops there have nothing better to do than hunt you down for going 5 miles over the speed limit. When the kids from Alton are in an actual city, they seem socially retarded.

For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person.
This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes

Host of the two best shows on the foos network. Good Eats and The show to end all shows, Iron Chef America!

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)

One who does not participate in smoking, drinking alcohol, sex outside of marrige or drug use; in extreme cases, one who does not comsume caffiene.

A gay faggot that only is friends with all for the pleasure of sucking dicks.