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A Guy who is only in for the dicks. He likes sucking on them for the money. His personality is really shit. He will mostly sound like Squidward, looks alot like a gay, and acts like he can beat the shit out of some one. He will mostly bitch about things and then cries at home. He is what everyone calls a faggot. He mostly has a GIGANTIC forehead and tried to have friends. He will have crusty lips and Really small eyes. He acts tough but is actually really weak.
Don't be a Alton Patterson he to gay
by BeastmyMeat April 29, 2018
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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