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Phenomena experienced when the traveling from sea level to about 10,000 Ft.

As a result of the change in altitude one experiences the inability to take a normal poop.
Symptoms include:
Rabbit pellets
Excessive gas
Fruitless attempts at pooping
Great feeling of relief when one finally returns to sea level.

*Most commonly experienced my males (or at least admitted to)
- "Oh my god, he kept me up all night farting."
- "Yeah that's probably because of the altipoops."
by Tharley215 March 06, 2011
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
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