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A crued, sexy and hot guy.. He dont take a lot of shit. Hes a pimp in his own way... Loves to fuck, and ALWAYS has some hoes around him. Hes the type of guy who will do anything in the world for you but if you get too close, he'll push you away. But hes an awesome guy. Instead of compliments and sorrow, he will insult you, but only if he likes you. Only if he hates you will he be nice to you. He is usually a juggalo. He is also pretty smart, and usually he's nice. but not all the time.
girl: "Alston is so cool!"
guy: "i know! i wish i was Alston!"
by taytayluvr13 December 21, 2012
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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a last name. givin to members of a badass family. a name that is givin to at birth and earned by marriage. respectable. intimidating. a last name to be said with caution you never know who has the alston blood boilin in their vains. trash talking in the same sentence as alston someone will end up with a busted lip.(it wont be the alston)
ssshhh. ssshhh. here comes them Alstons. dont look them in the eye i heard they can see strait to your weakness and will us it againt you. look down. hurry!
by up2no.good21 October 24, 2008
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When you play hit someone in the head with a baseball bat, criticley injuring them
Dude dont pull and an alston
by Joe Quimby December 03, 2006
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When someone does something dumb/stupid or says something dumb/stupid.
Jason : I tried backing my car out of the garage but it didn’t work.
Dre : Did you raise the garage door?
Jason : No?
Dre : That boy just pulled an Alston.
by Brock Harrison March 01, 2019
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When someone asks you a stupid question or does something stupid.
Jason : I tried backing my car out of the garage but it didn’t work.
Dre : Did you raise the garage door?
Jason : No?
Dre : That boy just pulled an Alston.
by Brock Harrison March 01, 2019
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Oh my gosh she won’t eat the banana cause she’s such an Alston.”
by Lilbik July 28, 2020
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