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Alpine, California
a
small ass
town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in
san diego
. if you're coming here then there is
a good chance
that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol
Sarah
: Where do you live?
Jake
: Alpine, California!
Sarah: Oh, so you live on a
ranch
?
by
Poopieforlyfe9876543
May 27, 2012
Get a
Alpine, California
mug for your mom Beatrix.