alphie is the best person ever.when you meet him, you won't realise it, but if he genuinely likes you, you'll be best friends with him. he's the fucking sweetest person ever, unless you get on the wrong side of him. alphie will do anything for his friends and he's just the best fucking person ever, if you have an alphie in your life, don't let him go. he's gorgeous in every way. there's no one you'll love more than alphie. he's just the fucking best, and you'll be so fucking grateful to have someone as amazing as him in your life. i fucking love you alphie <3
"who's ur fav person?"
"definitely alphie man, i love him sm"
by frankiexoxo May 08, 2020
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A strong, independent man who is a bit too sexy for his fam.
"Wow that guy is really sexy. Is he an Alex?"
"No. He's an Alphie."
by musicalchurros March 17, 2016
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Alphie is an amazing dog who LOVES Spaghetti, and bosses his owner all the time, and loves to poop and pee in the room of his owner.
Alphie is a boy PRINCESS.
by TRB1 December 09, 2018
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An alphy dumpy is someone who's face looks completely morphed or mutated.
Ronnie-hey man, did you see see that guy over there?
Jeff-yeah dude hes an alphy dumpy
by Revansmask June 17, 2010
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