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1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.
2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.
3. The perfect child
2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.
3. The perfect child
by EckleE March 15, 2010
Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.
Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings
by Jamie Eastes June 11, 2007
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An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.
We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.
by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018