The straightest person ever on earth, unlike Anne, who's gay as fuck.
Guy#1: This guy is straight as fuck.
Guy#2: Yeah, that's Alooy.
by rrtyui June 07, 2018
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The straightest person on earth, unlike Anne who's gay as fuck.
Guy#1: Man, that's the straightest guy I've ever seen.
Guy#2: Yeah, that's Alooy.
by rrtyui June 07, 2018
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