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Every girls dream guy. Handsome, average height or taller, a sexy defined body, athletic and intelligent when wants to be. He is one hell of a fucker in the bed or anywhere, knows the right moves and proud of his lasting time. Loyal and honest in relationships, is vulnerable to love but the best partner to have. He is always active and is aggressive and/or has temper problems. Talented and cheerful, he always makes one laugh and is fun yet daring. If you get a Alonza, you'll definitely want to keep him.
by Billygoat678 December 14, 2017
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Sexy black god among gods even wesley bows down whom is gods of gods but yet the master of the universe lluvia does not she does not bow to anyone
Oh my gosh he's such an alonza its so attractive.
by lululluvia September 13, 2013
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Sporty,crazy,sexy.Amazing friend and loves football.1 in a million.
MOMO AND KSI'S DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMO AND KSI'S DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!
AlOnzA Is An AmAzINg FrIeNd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by paula_likes_chocolate October 30, 2019