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The BEST last name on the planet! Their smart, beautiful, crazy, creative, the best to party with and the sweetest people you will EVER MEET!
Holy shit it's an Almeida!
by INSERT_FULL_NAME February 27, 2020
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A legend/god, someone that is unstoppable and is great at everything, especially rock band.
by Jo Schmo January 22, 2008
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a horse that went crazy in world war one and had a derformity along with his rider max.
---disease known----- amenorrhea
psychology/biopsy-
almeida the great loser in world war one that didnt exist
by DonkDOnk May 23, 2008
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