a person who cannot and i repeat cannot take a hint
person1: allen just dosen't get it
Person 2: i know right
by arianababyg April 15, 2019
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One of the funniest guy ever. has the funniest laugh! Might be decieved as "gay" but actually just has a better additude than most guys, thus having mainly girl friends. Tipically a Filipino guy. Usually a guy who likes justin bieber. A camera whore. :D (:
OMG Allen's laugh is so funny.

I think Allen might be gay.

Allen's pretty cool but he doesn't have guy friends
by Choco_loves_candy October 23, 2011
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the act of wanting to blow a load on any girl with glasses face.
oh man, look at those glasses i just want to allen all over them!

yeah im just going to be allening that girl all night.
by Dr.Shazoo February 18, 2010
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Dick head who calls anorexic girls fat and grabs them when they try to leave
Allen is a dick

IKR? Did you see him grab his anorexic ex girlfriend?
by asdfghjklmmnnn January 12, 2013
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An Allen is the most sexiest human being ever, one of the most caring and outgoing person you may meet in life. Allen is very determined and a confident person. I relationships he tends to take his time to fall in love. Once you have him there's no loosing him. He is easy to love even when he is in the bedroom. When it comes to being with a Allen he is great in the bed. He will put your pleasure before his pleasure and make sure you have the time of your life. Meeting an Allen will turn you into a crazy freak. He is the person that you want to stick around in life as he values loyalty and respect and will hustle to become better in life. Don't miss out on an Allen.
Allen's Boo: *says nothing*

Allen: Come sit on my face

OUT IN PUBLIC

Allen: Im going to eat you up later
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