1)To shot 37% or less from the field.
2)To ignore the concept of team basketball for personal glory while saying goodbye to solid players like Larry Hughes, Toni Kukoc and Mutumbo because they dont "fit in" with your style.
3)To watch the coach that didn't get it win a championshp the year after he left you.
4)"We talkin' bout practice... not a game, not the game... practice- we talkin' bout practice!"

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.