The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.
Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"

Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"

Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"
by Neexer November 27, 2010
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A fuck boy that raps from his bathtub on soundcloud ,he thinks he's a legend, likes black girls.
did you see what happened when you have Ryan the AUX cord? Alkan off the beat, he spit hella.
by It'salkanyo February 09, 2015
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a man that gets all the thots and beats his meat
one day i felt like being alkan
by akkakakakakakakak November 22, 2019
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A wild Andrew the goes around to snort Alkane by finding it all on titan
Hey Andrew can you get me some alkane

Andrew: sure just follow me

(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)
by Alkane snorter October 13, 2019
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